The Doofus and the Divine

Yuppers, it’s what happens when, what happened 2000 years ago, happens now in a desolate little speck of a town where nothing ever happened. And we mean nothing! Two thousand years ago there was never any social media or instant celebrity. Well, rocket ahead to the town of Placard, Montana as of today and it’s a totally different game of Gods. His name is Emmanuel… you either loved him or you hated him and in some cases… you absolutely feared him because with the Second Coming of the Son of God… comes the Devil, yes that guy and he’s not gonna show up late like the last time.

The Doofus and the Divine

Yuppers, it’s what happens when, what happened 2000 years ago, happens now in a desolate little speck of a town where nothing ever happened. And we mean nothing! Two thousand years ago there was never any social media or instant celebrity. Well, rocket ahead to the town of Placard, Montana as of today and it’s a totally different game of Gods. His name is Emmanuel… you either loved him or you hated him and in some cases… you absolutely feared him because with the Second Coming of the Son of God… comes the Devil, yes that guy and he’s not gonna show up late like the last time.

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Meet Emmanuel

“They say I am the son of God. At least that is what they tell me. Okay… you see me praying here for a really good reason. ‘Cause I am here to do something very, very important. You know, they ask me if I have talked to God. Oh yes. But, He…that would be capital ‘H’, usually does the talking. You see, I’m just kind of learning about all this. Yeah, remember ,even Jesus… Yes THAT Jesus, was stumped on a number of occasions, so I’m told. So, I’m here in THIS town… because this is where it’s all gonna happen… something really, really, really scary. And… I don’t think I’m ready.”

Meet Emmanuel

“They say I am the son of God. At least that is what they tell me. Okay… you see me praying here for a really good reason. ‘Cause I am here to do something very, very important. You know, they ask me if I have talked to God. Oh yes. But, He…that would be capital ‘H’, usually does the talking. You see, I’m just kind of learning about all this. Yeah, remember ,even Jesus… Yes THAT Jesus, was stumped on a number of occasions, so I’m told. So, I’m here in THIS town… because this is where it’s all gonna happen… something really, really, really scary. And… I don’t think I’m ready.”

Oliver Digby…

The second most important kid on the planet.

But Oliver Digby was so low on the totem pole of importance in this incredibly boring town of Placard, that he was stuck on the part of the pole that they put in the ground. Hence… the doofus. Now, Oliver is not dumb. Awkward would be a better descriptive adjective, and a lot of times “awkward” means ‘special,’ society’s nicer descriptive adjective to describe someone they have no clue about. So most times Oliver was allowed to be a free-range goofoff and little attention was paid.

Oliver Digby…

The second most important kid on the planet.

But Oliver Digby was so low on the totem pole of importance in this incredibly boring town of Placard, that he was stuck on the part of the pole that they put in the ground. Hence… the doofus. Now, Oliver is not dumb. Awkward would be a better descriptive adjective, and a lot of times “awkward” means ‘special,’ society’s nicer descriptive adjective to describe someone they have no clue about. So most times Oliver was allowed to be a free-range goofoff and little attention was paid.

It started in Oliver’s living room. A little after 2 PM. All the door knobs were on the floor. The windows were slammed shut. Emmanuel did not know if he did that or it may have been God making his entrance a little bit more theatrical. But there they stood staring at each other. To Oliver, this kid with amazing eyes was a total stranger who could do some really cool, whacked-out stuff, and he was in his living room. And the story goes that, to Emmanuel, Oliver was the first human being, other than his teacher Agnes, that he ever met. Emmanuel had found his dubious guide to all of humanity and Oliver found something to do for at least the rest of the day.

It started in Oliver’s living room. A little after 2 PM. All the door knobs were on the floor. The windows were slammed shut. Emmanuel did not know if he did that or it may have been God making his entrance a little bit more theatrical. But there they stood staring at each other. To Oliver, this kid with amazing eyes was a total stranger who could do some really cool, whacked-out stuff, and he was in his living room. And the story goes that, to Emmanuel, Oliver was the first human being, other than his teacher Agnes, that he ever met. Emmanuel had found his dubious guide to all of humanity and Oliver found something to do for at least the rest of the day.

Sheriff Dumont

Sheriff Dumont was the law in Placard, Montana. There was never any more of a ‘no nonsense’ citizen in this sleepy, dying little town. But Placard’s demise was not going to be on his watch. The law was the law and it applied fairly to everyone in his town. Then he met Emmanuel. For sure, this 19 year old stranger was the most intriguing and potentially dangerous new arrival. And what was he doing with Oliver Digby, everyone’s idea of a knucklehead slacker? But the longer Emmanuel stayed, the more the sheriff knew Emmanuel had to be there. In a speck of a town in the middle of the high plains desert that was about to be the horrific center of the world’s attention.

Sheriff Dumont

Sheriff Dumont was the law in Placard, Montana. There was never any more of a ‘no nonsense’ citizen in this sleepy, dying little town. But Placard’s demise was not going to be on his watch. The law was the law and it applied fairly to everyone in his town. Then he met Emmanuel. For sure, this 19 year old stranger was the most intriguing and potentially dangerous new arrival. And what was he doing with Oliver Digby, everyone’s idea of a knucklehead slacker? But the longer Emmanuel stayed, the more the sheriff knew Emmanuel had to be there. In a speck of a town in the middle of the high plains desert that was about to be the horrific center of the world’s attention.

Verified Amazon Reviews

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“The Doofus and the Divine by Darcy Phillips is a humorous and yet a stimulating read that focuses on various important factors of humanity. In a faraway sleepy town of Placard, Oliver Digby wakes up from his slumber to find a stranger in his house. Emmanuel is no stranger though, as he self proclaims to be the son of God. Together Oliver and Emmanuel embark on a journey that not only is enthralling but mesmerizing as well. This unlikely pair in the journey to find their fate, maybe becomes the ones to save humanity. I enjoyed my time reading this story, it’s a satire and yet so entertaining. The author has brilliantly weaved the pearls of an incredible story along with the topics pertaining to humanity. A well-deserved recommendation, this is a must read!””
“For most, nothing will be lost in translation here. The Doofus and the Divine: The Second Coming… and other things to do over the summer by Darcy Phillips is a parody of a biblical concept. It’s cleverly written and witty. This book is a satire, and a good one. It’s an entertaining, page-turning story that kept me engaged from the opening chapter. The duel core of the story is firstly about the friendship between Emmanuel and Oliver and secondly about the Second Coming of the Son of God. Apparently, he shows up in ‘an insignificant speck of a little dying town called Placard, in the boring half of Montana.’ Who knew? An oddball adventure yarn that comes highly recommended and gets a well-deserved five stars from me. Looking forward to reading more in this series.”

“The Doofus and the Divine” is a book written by Darcy Phillips. In this fiction, we meet Oliver Digby, a 19-year-old boy who meets a stranger at his house. But who is this stranger and what does he want? Most important of all, why does he have powers? This book surprised me; it is a great book for young people, and the illustrations are simple but significant. The balance between the dialogues and the descriptions is just great. The author has great skills when it comes to storytelling.
I really recommend it to all young people wanting to read a book where humor and adventure are the protagonists.”

Author/illustrator Darcy Phillips is an independent filmmaker, playwright who has skillfully written THE DOOFUS AND THE DIVINE. He has an infectious wit and is front and center in creating a tale that capitalize on contemporary hi-tech means of communication: he speaks the language of today’s youth. In a wild, video game sort of magic, the story relates a rather bizarre version of the second coming of Christ (or Emmanuel, as the story names the character). His arrival in Placard, Montana in the home of Oliver Digby is both mysterious and hilarious as the ‘divine talents’ of Emmanuel gradually unfold and Oliver discovers Emmanuel is the promised Son of God, placed on earth to save us from the devil. Gradually the two young lads bond and set out on a journey full of surprises, dubious townsfolk, challenges and events that unite the two in a mutually beneficial and zany relationship – one with a well-developed change of roles in the end. The story is so well sculpted that it will not disturb Christian believers: this is a parody of a biblical concept, yes, and uses language that is at times R/X rated, but the respect for the origin of the story remains intact – just relaxed a bit! The result – a fun, entertaining extension of spiritual beliefs that works very well indeed. Recommended.

Darcy Phillips “The Doofus and the Divine” provides a captivating, thought-provoking read that delves into the depths of human nature. In Placard, an otherwise sleepy town, Oliver Digby is startled awake to find Emmanuel – who declares himself as no other than God’s son! – inhabiting his house with amusing yet insightful stories. Oliver and Emmanuel embark on an enthralling, mesmerizing journey together to find their fate – and perhaps even save humanity. This unexpected duo could be the ones that will make all the difference in our world.
This story was not only entertainingly written, but thought-provoking as well. The author has masterfully crafted a riveting tale while exploring important topics related to humanity. Highly recommended – this is. one you won’t want to miss!

Oliver still live with his mom and his sister, in placard Montana. He is a low-key boy who likes to keep things uneventful in his boring little town. However, one afternoon he wakes up to a strange young man in his living room who claims to be the Second Son of God named Emmanuel. Oliver is now Emmanuel’s guide into how to act, and as funny as this might seem, it is even funnier. I found that this book was pretty interesting, it’s a tale of humanity, had we would react to Strange New things, and how true friendship is born. A curious and delightfully strange book.

“The Doofus and the Divine” by Darcy Phillips is an entertaining and off-beat novel that explores the relationship between a doofus and a self-proclaimed son of God. The book is filled with humorous moments, and the author’s writing style is witty and engaging. The plot is fast-paced, and the characters are well-developed, with Oliver and Emmanuel forming an unlikely bond that is both touching and amusing. One of the things I appreciated about this book is the way it blends humor with thought-provoking themes, including faith, destiny, and the nature of good and evil. The author does an excellent job of balancing these elements, creating a story that is both entertaining and meaningful. Overall, “The Doofus and the Divine” is a unique and enjoyable read that is well worth checking out. If you’re in the mood for a lighthearted yet thought-provoking tale, this book is sure to satisfy.

Would you go on a trip with a stranger who appeared mysteriously in your home and may be the promised Son of God? In “The Doofus and the Divine: The Second Coming … and other things to do over the summer” by Darcy Phillips, this kind of journey is exactly what happens. Oliver is the doofus of the title, and Emmanuel is the divine. In a small town in Eastern Montana, these two set out on a sometimes hilarious adventure that ends up demonstrating spirituality and good vs evil. Check out this journey and see if you end up a more reflective individual.

Wow!!! What a ride! As a bit of a misfit (Doofus), especially in my younger years, I was attracted to the title to this book. I am so glad that I chose to read. The “Doofus” and, frankly, the whole town do not know what to think of the young man, Emmanuel. Citizens” reactions range from curiosity and wonder, to blasphemus con artist, cheap-trick magician, to miracle-worker and healer, to mysterious out-of-towner. We learn the twists and turns of the eventful days that Emmanuel spends in Placard, Montana. His new bestie, Oliver, tries to make sense of Emmanuel, who captivates yet often irritates him. Memorable characters, small-town America setting, intriguing plot. Reads like a “Play”. Real world “dialogue”. Good vs. Evil. Unity vs. Division. Naivity vs. Common Sense. Belief and Faith vs. Tangible and Eye Witness. Pick up a copy and begin a wild ride!

Although some may be prepared for “the second coming” I bet they will be surprised by this stranger that introduces himself as the Son of God and knows nothing about humanity. When he appears in young Oliver Digby’s room, he gets bound to this clumsy and peculiar adolescent who will become his guide to modern times. Together they will explore their beliefs, their reason to be, and they will save the humankind in the process. Author Darcy Phillips has cleverly and skillfully developed this book and provided a thought-provoking argument wrapped up in humor and an engaging narrative. An excellent read. I highly recommend The Doofus and the Divine.

Verified Amazon Reviews

10 Reviews – Click Dots Below to Navigate

“The Doofus and the Divine by Darcy Phillips is a humorous and yet a stimulating read that focuses on various important factors of humanity. In a faraway sleepy town of Placard, Oliver Digby wakes up from his slumber to find a stranger in his house. Emmanuel is no stranger though, as he self proclaims to be the son of God. Together Oliver and Emmanuel embark on a journey that not only is enthralling but mesmerizing as well. This unlikely pair in the journey to find their fate, maybe becomes the ones to save humanity. I enjoyed my time reading this story, it’s a satire and yet so entertaining. The author has brilliantly weaved the pearls of an incredible story along with the topics pertaining to humanity. A well-deserved recommendation, this is a must read!””
“For most, nothing will be lost in translation here. The Doofus and the Divine: The Second Coming… and other things to do over the summer by Darcy Phillips is a parody of a biblical concept. It’s cleverly written and witty. This book is a satire, and a good one. It’s an entertaining, page-turning story that kept me engaged from the opening chapter. The duel core of the story is firstly about the friendship between Emmanuel and Oliver and secondly about the Second Coming of the Son of God. Apparently, he shows up in ‘an insignificant speck of a little dying town called Placard, in the boring half of Montana.’ Who knew? An oddball adventure yarn that comes highly recommended and gets a well-deserved five stars from me. Looking forward to reading more in this series.”

“The Doofus and the Divine” is a book written by Darcy Phillips. In this fiction, we meet Oliver Digby, a 19-year-old boy who meets a stranger at his house. But who is this stranger and what does he want? Most important of all, why does he have powers? This book surprised me; it is a great book for young people, and the illustrations are simple but significant. The balance between the dialogues and the descriptions is just great. The author has great skills when it comes to storytelling.
I really recommend it to all young people wanting to read a book where humor and adventure are the protagonists.”

California author/illustrator Darcy Phillips is an independent filmmaker, playwright, and screenwriter who to date has two novels to her credit – TOUCH OF FLAME and now THE DOOFUS AND THE DIVINE. She has an infectious wit and is front and center in creating tales that capitalize on contemporary hi-tech means of communication: she speaks the language of today’s youth. In a wild, video game sort of magic, the story relates a rather bizarre version of the second coming of Christ (or Emmanuel, as the story names the character). His arrival in Placard, Montana in the home of Oliver Digby is both mysterious and hilarious as the ‘divine talents’ of Emmanuel gradually unfold and Oliver discovers Emmanuel is the promised Son of God, placed on earth to save us from the devil. Gradually the two young lads bond and set out on a journey full of surprises, dubious townsfolk, challenges and events that unite the two in a mutually beneficial and zany relationship – one with a well-developed change of roles in the end. The story is so well sculpted that it will not disturb Christian believers: this is a parody of a biblical concept, yes, and uses language that is at times R/X rated, but the respect for the origin of the story remains intact – just relaxed a bit! The result – a fun, entertaining extension of spiritual beliefs that works very well indeed. Recommended.

Darcy Phillips “The Doofus and the Divine” provides a captivating, thought-provoking read that delves into the depths of human nature. In Placard, an otherwise sleepy town, Oliver Digby is startled awake to find Emmanuel – who declares himself as no other than God’s son! – inhabiting his house with amusing yet insightful stories. Oliver and Emmanuel embark on an enthralling, mesmerizing journey together to find their fate – and perhaps even save humanity. This unexpected duo could be the ones that will make all the difference in our world.
This story was not only entertainingly written, but thought-provoking as well. The author has masterfully crafted a riveting tale while exploring important topics related to humanity. Highly recommended – this is. one you won’t want to miss!

Oliver still live with his mom and his sister, in placard Montana. He is a low-key boy who likes to keep things uneventful in his boring little town. However, one afternoon he wakes up to a strange young man in his living room who claims to be the Second Son of God named Emmanuel. Oliver is now Emmanuel’s guide into how to act, and as funny as this might seem, it is even funnier. I found that this book was pretty interesting, it’s a tale of humanity, had we would react to Strange New things, and how true friendship is born. A curious and delightfully strange book.

“The Doofus and the Divine” by Darcy Phillips is an entertaining and off-beat novel that explores the relationship between a doofus and a self-proclaimed son of God. The book is filled with humorous moments, and the author’s writing style is witty and engaging. The plot is fast-paced, and the characters are well-developed, with Oliver and Emmanuel forming an unlikely bond that is both touching and amusing. One of the things I appreciated about this book is the way it blends humor with thought-provoking themes, including faith, destiny, and the nature of good and evil. The author does an excellent job of balancing these elements, creating a story that is both entertaining and meaningful. Overall, “The Doofus and the Divine” is a unique and enjoyable read that is well worth checking out. If you’re in the mood for a lighthearted yet thought-provoking tale, this book is sure to satisfy.

Would you go on a trip with a stranger who appeared mysteriously in your home and may be the promised Son of God? In “The Doofus and the Divine: The Second Coming … and other things to do over the summer” by Darcy Phillips, this kind of journey is exactly what happens. Oliver is the doofus of the title, and Emmanuel is the divine. In a small town in Eastern Montana, these two set out on a sometimes hilarious adventure that ends up demonstrating spirituality and good vs evil. Check out this journey and see if you end up a more reflective individual.

Wow!!! What a ride! As a bit of a misfit (Doofus), especially in my younger years, I was attracted to the title to this book. I am so glad that I chose to read. The “Doofus” and, frankly, the whole town do not know what to think of the young man, Emmanuel. Citizens” reactions range from curiosity and wonder, to blasphemus con artist, cheap-trick magician, to miracle-worker and healer, to mysterious out-of-towner. We learn the twists and turns of the eventful days that Emmanuel spends in Placard, Montana. His new bestie, Oliver, tries to make sense of Emmanuel, who captivates yet often irritates him. Memorable characters, small-town America setting, intriguing plot. Reads like a “Play”. Real world “dialogue”. Good vs. Evil. Unity vs. Division. Naivity vs. Common Sense. Belief and Faith vs. Tangible and Eye Witness. Pick up a copy and begin a wild ride!

Although some may be prepared for “the second coming” I bet they will be surprised by this stranger that introduces himself as the Son of God and knows nothing about humanity. When he appears in young Oliver Digby’s room, he gets bound to this clumsy and peculiar adolescent who will become his guide to modern times. Together they will explore their beliefs, their reason to be, and they will save the humankind in the process. Author Darcy Phillips has cleverly and skillfully developed this book and provided a thought-provoking argument wrapped up in humor and an engaging narrative. An excellent read. I highly recommend The Doofus and the Divine.